My teacher once said that you can choose to live your life as a character in a comedy or a tragedy. He said that bad things will happen to good people but an optimist will see them as opportunities as apposed to set backs. I want to be a person living in a comedy who sees bad things as opportunities and hopefully, in the end, falls in love with a guy.

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emonydax:

what if after the death of gwen stacy in the movies they just dye emma stone’s hair red and bring her back to play mj too

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epic-humor:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

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themarysue:

One never needs a reason to reblog Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

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paigeallenyummm:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

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bltsl4:


your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

bltsl4:


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your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

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misha-the-lord-of-us-all:

cthulhucry:

peetaismyhero:

There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.

Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”

and then they die

multiple times

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epic-humor:

sodamnrelatable:

everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself

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